Ms. Finster: Make yourself at home... just don't touch anything.
Weekend at Muriel's

Spinelli: Well I guess it's all over.
T.J.: Aw, come on Spinelli, you're overreacting.
Spinelli: No I'm not, Vince trusted me with something really important to him and I went and lost it. Now he's gonna hate me.
T.J.: Hey, me and the rest of the guys will still like you... we won't let you borrow our stuff but we'll still like you.
Good Luck Charm

Gretchen: 101% but that can't be; I only got 100%.
Gus' Fortune

Spinelli: I like my idea; I'm just not sure it's legal.
Lost Leader

Vince: Even naturals make mistakes; remember that time when I nearly struck out.
Lost Leader

Spinelli: Give me chocolate milk or give me death!
Vince: Spin, are you sure you want to have another meeting with the district councillor?
Lawson and his Crew

T.J.: No decent kid will associate with me after this!
Gus: I will, of course not at school or anything!
The Experiment

Thaddeus: Sit down or your fired.
Villager: But I don't work for you.
Thaddeus: That's what you think.
The Biggest Trouble Ever

Mikey: What a beautiful soul... I hate that guy!
Here Comes Mr. Perfect

Gretchen: Did I just get duh-ed?
Good Luck Charm

Ms. Finster: What is that infernal chirping. The birds, they're planning something.
Mama's Girl

Spinelli: (To Gus) What happened to the pathetic little pushover kid we used to love and respect so much.
Hustler's Apprentice

Ashley A.: So the Earth revolves around the sun?
Gretchen: Exactly.
Ashley A.: Huh. Daddy always said the Earth revolved around me.
Outcast Ashley

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